Hell freezes over.

[davywavy]

I really like BWO's Lay your love on me.

Help me.

Comments

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Well, that's not very nice of you, is it?

[(Anonymous)]

Sometimes, one must be cruel to be kind.

This isn't one of those times, I was being cruel because it's the only way I can get an erection.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Nonsense - what about those pictures of farm animals in your bedroom?

[(Anonymous)]

I just pretend to fancy them, so you think I'm normal.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

So who stuck them together then? Unless that's just part of your cunning ploy, hmn?