Let's do the time warp again.

[davywavy]

My eye was drawn to this article in the news this morning. I'm sure some of my friends list will be outraged by these relationships, whilst some, like me, will just find it funny.

Thinking about it, if this is all it takes to get paid a fat sum by the press these days, I reckon I could do that. In fact, given that my idea of romance is to use a slightly smaller club, in some ways I already do.
David, who prefers to be called Og, lives in a cave with his girlfriend, "Wum-mann" as she likes to be known.
"Me see David as breadwinner", said Wu-mann. "Me like him bring home big brontosaurus for dinner, then drag me by hair to special cave".
In reply, David (or Og) grunts and scratches himself.

But what do my lady readers think?

Comments

[elbly.livejournal.com]

I would love to live the 1950's fantasy for a month... that'd be amazing! But no more than that, I'd get seriously bored of having to do my hair every day, and my skin would look terrible for all that make-up.

[(Anonymous)]

A whole month without youporn? Impossible.

[elbly.livejournal.com]

Who'd need youporn when I could knit my very own dildo and uterus for kinky crafty fun?

I don't know! Kids of today! No imagination or creativity.