You and me both. If only it was confined to the colonies!
I've not really had much by way of rubbish lines, but a friend of mine (whom you may have met) did try the ol' "I'm a soldier and I'm going to Afghanistan tomorrow..." routine. At least one of the several girls did clock that he wouldn't be in Manchester half-drunk if that was the case, it's not fucking Armageddon [movie].
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Date: 2008-10-02 10:53 am (UTC)I've not really had much by way of rubbish lines, but a friend of mine (whom you may have met) did try the ol' "I'm a soldier and I'm going to Afghanistan tomorrow..." routine. At least one of the several girls did clock that he wouldn't be in Manchester half-drunk if that was the case, it's not fucking Armageddon [movie].