Ninjas or pirates?

[davywavy]

baloobas has expressed the opinion that not only are pirates cooler than ninjas, but as you can't see ninjas that makes it impossible to have sex with them.

Well, although this would this make one of the most innovative courtroom defenses I've ever heard of, I think it may be refuted thus:



But what do you think of this pressing issue?

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Re: *finds a really sharp knife*

[elbly.livejournal.com]

If you look at this logically:

Ninja's = obsessive learning
Pirates = obsessive rum

Obsessive learning = uber geek whose mum still buys his y-fronts
Obsessive rum = beer goggles

Uber geek = lots of dull
Beer goggles = more fun than you can handle

Therefore, I surmise that the preferred generic option is a Ninja-Pirate. A perfect hybrid of two extremes. A human being who is prone to periods of extreme seriousness followed by bouts of the crazies, one who will hide away, dedicating their time and soul to the perfection of their art, followed by a serious quantity of rum and the lash...