Ho ho ho

[davywavy]

In case anyone is still wondering what to get me for Christmas, a can of this stuff would undoubtedly improve my love life no end:

Comments

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Isn't that just a relabelled can of old spice?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I don't want to repel all women, you know.

Oh, hang on, bit late for that.

[gnommi.livejournal.com]

are you being stalked by Eartha Kitt or something?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Heavens, no, my stalkers were nothing like that attractive.

[(Anonymous)]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081225/ap_en_ot/obit_eartha_kitt

[ddraiggwyrdd.livejournal.com]

You just think that if a female is stalking you she can't be just any old female. This is the Ego at work again isn't it. Female villains would out manouver you at every turn so where would be the incentive for them?