Bring me flesh and bring me wine
Feb. 5th, 2009 10:02 amOne of my happiest memories as a child was waking up one wintry morning and finding that several inches of snow had unexpectedly fallen overnight, meaning that school was closed. I know that those of you who live in famously snowy places like Seattle might not find this so unusual, but it's a rare enough event in this country as to be worth remembering. I got to spend a few days making snowmen and skating on a frozen pond rather than having so-called knowledge rammed into my uncaring brain and it was ace.
Something similar happened on Monday morning; eight inches of snow over London. I trudged to the station to go to work on the off-chance that the trains might be running, but to my barely-disguised joy and the apparent chagrin of the other commuters the trains were cancelled.
So I went home and built a snowman. It was the best day of work I've had in some time.
Of course, the trains were running on Tuesday so I had no excuse and had to come to the office. However, the weather forecast was ambiguous for Thursday and Friday; predictions varied from some light rain to eight inches more snow and everything in between, so as you might imagine I spent the rest of the week with my fingrs firmly crossed that the heavens would open and deposit a huge load of snowy chaos over the capital.
Alas, it wasn't to be.
So I find myself in work, wishing I could have skived off work again today, like the postmen still are doing. Wishing so much, in fact, that I think I feel a song coming on!
To the tune of Orville's Song, by Keith Harris and Orville.
I wish I could skive
But I've got too much drive,
So I can’t,
(You can)
I can’t!
I wish I could stay
Tucked into my bed all day
But I can’t,
(You can)
I can’t!
(Now, David.)
Yes?
(You work for yourself, you arsehole)
Do I?
(You do)
Oh, right.
I wish that I worked in the public sector
But I don’t,
(You don’t?)
I don’t!
Instead I'm a dynamic director,
So I can't
(You can!)
I can't
(Look, David)
Yes?
(Now that I’m here with you,
There’s nothing that you can’t do,
So why don’t you make a start
And hear what I’m saying, David?)
Yes?
(You'll only be poor if you shirk)
I will
(So shut up and get back to work)
Oh.
Something similar happened on Monday morning; eight inches of snow over London. I trudged to the station to go to work on the off-chance that the trains might be running, but to my barely-disguised joy and the apparent chagrin of the other commuters the trains were cancelled.
So I went home and built a snowman. It was the best day of work I've had in some time.
Of course, the trains were running on Tuesday so I had no excuse and had to come to the office. However, the weather forecast was ambiguous for Thursday and Friday; predictions varied from some light rain to eight inches more snow and everything in between, so as you might imagine I spent the rest of the week with my fingrs firmly crossed that the heavens would open and deposit a huge load of snowy chaos over the capital.
Alas, it wasn't to be.
So I find myself in work, wishing I could have skived off work again today, like the postmen still are doing. Wishing so much, in fact, that I think I feel a song coming on!
To the tune of Orville's Song, by Keith Harris and Orville.
I wish I could skive
But I've got too much drive,
So I can’t,
(You can)
I can’t!
I wish I could stay
Tucked into my bed all day
But I can’t,
(You can)
I can’t!
(Now, David.)
Yes?
(You work for yourself, you arsehole)
Do I?
(You do)
Oh, right.
I wish that I worked in the public sector
But I don’t,
(You don’t?)
I don’t!
Instead I'm a dynamic director,
So I can't
(You can!)
I can't
(Look, David)
Yes?
(Now that I’m here with you,
There’s nothing that you can’t do,
So why don’t you make a start
And hear what I’m saying, David?)
Yes?
(You'll only be poor if you shirk)
I will
(So shut up and get back to work)
Oh.
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Date: 2009-02-05 11:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-05 11:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-05 11:46 am (UTC)Fantastic day.
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Date: 2009-02-05 11:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-06 03:41 pm (UTC)However, I have been unable to get into work Tuesday, Thursday or Friday so it sort of makes up for it.
Though I haven't built a snowman yet.
V
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Date: 2009-02-05 11:43 am (UTC)I suspect work tomorrow.
Baaaaaaaaah
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Date: 2009-02-05 12:51 pm (UTC)Now, there are some years where it DUMPS, and this year is one of them. My parents live east of the city, and my mom's been stuck at home for probably a total of 2 weeks this winter while my dad takes the SUV with the 4 wheel drive to work.
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Date: 2009-02-05 01:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-05 01:02 pm (UTC)It's also a good excuse not to have to wear smart attire. I saw one person waddling around the building in wellies earlier. :-)
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Date: 2009-02-05 07:03 pm (UTC)Our hospital has managed to continue to provide a full service despite the snow because our staff (myself included) are not work shy idle bastards. So don't tar us all with the same brush please!
Note: I have worked in other public sectors where, if I could, I'd fire every member of staff for being utterly shit, so I'm not saying you don't at least partly have a point.