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01. When and where did we meet?
02. How did we meet?
03. Have we ever met in person?
04. Have we ever talked on the phone?
05. Have you ever seen me cry?
06. Have you ever seen me dance?
07. Describe me using three or less words.
08.a. If you could spend a day with me, what would we do?
08.b. What would you like to do, if it is different from 8a?
09. Have we ever gotten in a fight?
10. Have you ever dreamt of me? If so, tell me about it.
11. If you could give me a present, what would it be?
12. Would you hug me?
13. Would you kiss me?
14. What do you think of, when you think of me?
15. Do you trust me?
16. Do you know something about me that no one else knows?
17. Do you even know how old I am (without looking at my LJ profile! Don't cheat!)?
18. Anything you wanted to tell me but never got a chance to?

Comments

[jonnyargles.livejournal.com]

01/02/03. You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar. Hang on, no, you were playing Karl De Cruyce in Peterborough and I tried to subterfuge you with Ashley the Hot-Rodding Toreador. We drew and I gave up saying "oh, you've obviously got more than me" whereupon you metaphorically slapped me and said something to the tune of "never give up without a fight" I lost, but only just.

04. Nope, but I don't use the phone that much.
05. No, and unlike Enrique Iglesias, I don't really want to.
06. I refer the gentleman to the answer I gave earlier.
07. Witty, Urbane, Pernicious.
08a. Dunno, discussing politics, philosophy and watching Japanese bukkake movies.
08b. Run rings around less intelligent people and laugh malevolently.
09. Verbal and political sparring, but never a fight.
10. Funnily enough, I did. We were going for auditions for a play about cricket, and they pointed to you and told me to be more like you.
11. Now, this sets a dangerous precedent, so I'll just say your monocle.
12. If I saw you really upset, I might give you a manly pat on the back, and then guage your reaction.
13. No tongues.
14. How much you looked like a Bee Gee with a beard.
15. I think I probably do.
16. Doubtful, seeing as most of my knowledge of you comes from a public journal.
17. Hmm... 28?
18. There's toilet paper on your shoe. Course, it's a bit late now.