Health warnings.

[davywavy]

I got an email from the Department of Health this morning, warning me not to eat canned pork products due to the risk of swine flu transmission.

I deleted it. It was obviously spam.

Comments

[annwfyn.livejournal.com]

You. Hell. Now.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

You'll be saying next you don't love me!

[emma7783.livejournal.com]

Oh dear.

[annwfyn.livejournal.com]

There are creatures so low it isn't possible to love them. You know, murderers, child molesters, people who talk in the theatre.

In the bottom circle of hell, they are trampling on those who make puns like that.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Pffft! That's not what it says in my copy of Dantes Inferno!


Oh, hang on, yes. Yes it does. In biro. In your handwriting.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Your point being?

[annwfyn.livejournal.com]

If it's written down, it must be true.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

This is like that time someone bet me a fiver that it didn't mention "Christmas Trees" in the Bible.

Rather foolishly, they forgot to specify that it shouldn't mention it in the Biblical text, rather than having been written there some time before by me in readiness for someone fool enough to make that bet.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Has the coughing started yet?

[ukmonty.livejournal.com]

I hate you. really.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

That's as may be - are you coming to the chap olympics?

[ukmonty.livejournal.com]

possibly but I do have relitives arriving that weekend so will know more on saturday

[diamondkelt.livejournal.com]

Did you do that on purpose? hehehe. Obviously deleting your spam or rather SPAM will not save you from the swine. I'm sure email SPAM is also derived from pork products as well. So either way I guess you're screwed. lol....*cough, hack, cough*

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

It's a ticketed event this year.

[supermouse.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.

[zenicurean.livejournal.com]

Oh, I see. It's a pundemic.