Health warnings.

[davywavy]

I got an email from the Department of Health this morning, warning me not to eat canned pork products due to the risk of swine flu transmission.

I deleted it. It was obviously spam.

Comments

[annwfyn.livejournal.com]

There are creatures so low it isn't possible to love them. You know, murderers, child molesters, people who talk in the theatre.

In the bottom circle of hell, they are trampling on those who make puns like that.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Pffft! That's not what it says in my copy of Dantes Inferno!


Oh, hang on, yes. Yes it does. In biro. In your handwriting.

[annwfyn.livejournal.com]

If it's written down, it must be true.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

This is like that time someone bet me a fiver that it didn't mention "Christmas Trees" in the Bible.

Rather foolishly, they forgot to specify that it shouldn't mention it in the Biblical text, rather than having been written there some time before by me in readiness for someone fool enough to make that bet.