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"Are we or they lords of the world? And how are all things made for man?"
Johannes Kepler

I've said before that the thing about living in London is that there's a huge volume of tourist attractions and world-famous landmarks which are just there, and so I don't really bother going to see them.
"The Tower of London?" I say to myself. "I'll visit next week", or "The Houses of Parliament? They aren't going anywhere" and so I just never get round to seeing these things.

So it was that on Sunday I finally got off my oversized bottom and visited Kew Gardens for the first time, and I have to say I was really, really impressed. I've walked past it a few times and got the impression of a park fuill of trees (and I've seen plenty of those in my time), but as it turns out it's lots more than that with cool greenhouses and jungle biodomes and museums and all kinds of other stuff, including a 3D film entitled "Swimming with plankton" which brought back many memories of the time I spent running the Camarilla.
I enjoyed myself so much that the time flew by and before I knew it the time was past 5pm and I had to go home. I'll be going back.

One of Kew Gardens' most famous possessions is a Amorphophallus titanum, or Titan Arum, which is the world's biggest flower. The Titan Arum has an odd lifecycle, to say the least. For most of the time it consists of a single gigantic leaf which just sits there merrily photosynthesising away until its underground bulb is jam-packed with nutrients, at which point it puts forth a single colossal flower whose most distinguishing characteristic is that it stinks of rotting meat. This whole cycle takes several years and the flower only lasts for about a week or so.
As I stood and looked at the big pot that Kew's Titan Arum sits in (it's not flowering at the moment), I got to thinking about intelligent design. You see, one of the arguments of ID is irreducible complexity - not just in the construction of living organisms, but also within the biosphere itself, with the interrelations of living organisms being so complex that it's claimed they couldn't have just happened. Moreover, ID proponents claim that living things have been created for a purpose and they are there to teach us and show us...um, something.

So, a challenge for the day. I'd like you to assume you're an ID proponent and present a case for what we can learn of the divine plan from a plant which sits there for 2-3 years at a time as a single gigantic leaf, before suddenly putting forth a whopping flower which honks of dead pig for a week.
The most original/entertaining answer will earn my undying* respect**.

*Brief
**Acknowledgement

Date: 2009-09-07 09:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] borusa.livejournal.com
Surely it teaches us that things that we have been anticipating for a long time, building up in our imagination as the greatest thing ever, will ultimately turn out rotten and stinking*? And that as a result, we should take what God gives us and be thankful, rather than dreaming for the unattainable.

*Of course, much the same lesson could be learned from "The Phantom Menace".

Damnit.

Date: 2009-09-07 09:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
I rather wish I'd thought of the Phantom Menace analogy. Curse your clever brain.

Date: 2009-09-07 09:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twicedead.livejournal.com
Sometimes you wait, and wait, and wait and it's just not worth it. People, patience is not enough - you have to wait for the right things.

Date: 2009-09-07 01:31 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
That if you are prepared to wait long enough your meat will become well hung?

Date: 2009-09-07 02:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zenmeisterin.livejournal.com
Pity about Kew's overinflated entry fee. I'd visit the place more than once a half-decade if it weren't for that.

Date: 2009-09-07 02:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Yes, thirteen smackeroos plus an additional "recommended voluntary donation" didn't put me in the merriest frame of mind.

Date: 2009-09-07 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omentide.livejournal.com
Season ticket....

If you go three times a year, you're in profit.

Date: 2009-09-07 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moomin-puffin.livejournal.com
It is a denial of the belief that some folks have that pork is bad. God puts forth a beautiful flower and low it smells of bacon, all hail bacon. It only appears once every three years because God promotes moderation in all things and bacon should not be consumed continuously lest one is wishing to meet with the divine being sooner rather than later.

Date: 2009-09-08 12:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fonnparr.livejournal.com
Maybe it is a message to farmers.

Plant one in each of your fields - when the flower blooms then that field should be left to fallow the following year.

Date: 2009-09-10 01:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godzuki.livejournal.com
I am determined to get to Kew in the next few months, It really is most overdue...you have convinced me to make it happen now, david.

Weirdly I met up with Monty while at burning man! He goes every year and runs the british bar there...he recognised me cos im pretty clueless...awesome chance meeting..

He did however pour me the worst pint in the world...



Date: 2009-09-11 02:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
I only realised after the fact that both of you were going to be there, by which time it was too late to say anything.

Date: 2009-09-13 04:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ninja-pencil.livejournal.com
Davy Wavy, I'm far too groggy to answer this ID question right now, but I just happened upon a comment you left on my blog from a post I made on Feb 14th 2007, and you answered on September 23rd '08. Needless to say, I had let the blog slide by for a while, but am picking it up.

I'm the bloke from Bolton you happened upon, I think through Song of Copper's list, and you said you encountered someone from Wath comp too.
Where are you from?
I have added you to my friend list, my name is Chris, and 'tis a pleasure to meet you! You have a very entertaining and interesting journal.

You went to Wath Comp too?

Date: 2009-09-14 07:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Blimey, what years were you there?

Re: You went to Wath Comp too?

Date: 2009-09-19 04:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ninja-pencil.livejournal.com
No, I went to Dearneside from about 87 to 92. My two kid sisters went to Wath though, and a few friends through about the same years I was at Dearneside. I lived in Wath (on Avenue Road near St. James Squash Club) for the first few years of my life though, and still have family / friends there. And I started out my school life at Wath Victoria...

Re: You went to Wath Comp too?

Date: 2009-09-21 11:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Ah, I left Wath Comp in '90, so we aren't quite contemporaneous. Surfing the schools list on LJ, there's one person from my year on here and I have No Idea Whatsoever who it might be...

But I did have my 17th birthday party at the St. James' Squash club. Eeeh, small world, innit?
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