The Labour Party Conference

[davywavy]

You might have noticed that the labour Party have recently gathered in a half-empty hall in Brighton to pretend that they stand a chance in the next election. As the event proceded, one soundbite was constantly on the news, especially when anyone asked if Gordon Brown would be quitting.
"Oh, no," They said. "Gordon is a fighter."
Several people, including Peter Mandelson, Sarah Brown and Ed Milliband have said it. "Gordon is a fighter."

The thing is, whenever I've heard it, I've always thought the same thing. Of course he's a bloody fighter. He was hardly going to be a wizard or a cleric with stats that low, was he?

Comments

*coff hack laff*

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that!

Ah fighter, the dump class of AD&D.

Rogue all the way!

[fried-chicken.livejournal.com]

Question is, Intelligence or Wisdom as the dump stat.... or is it both?

[calligrafiti.livejournal.com]

In one of those weird lj coincidences, this was the entry that followed yours on my friendslist:

http://twolumps.net/d/20090930.html

[vulgarcriminal.livejournal.com]

Oh my David. :(

[queenortart.livejournal.com]

Snork!

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

You got 'published': http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/newsnight/8282959.stm :)