The Labour Party Conference
Sep. 30th, 2009 09:34 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
davywavyYou might have noticed that the labour Party have recently gathered in a half-empty hall in Brighton to pretend that they stand a chance in the next election. As the event proceded, one soundbite was constantly on the news, especially when anyone asked if Gordon Brown would be quitting.
"Oh, no," They said. "Gordon is a fighter."
Several people, including Peter Mandelson, Sarah Brown and Ed Milliband have said it. "Gordon is a fighter."
The thing is, whenever I've heard it, I've always thought the same thing. Of course he's a bloody fighter. He was hardly going to be a wizard or a cleric with stats that low, was he?
"Oh, no," They said. "Gordon is a fighter."
Several people, including Peter Mandelson, Sarah Brown and Ed Milliband have said it. "Gordon is a fighter."
The thing is, whenever I've heard it, I've always thought the same thing. Of course he's a bloody fighter. He was hardly going to be a wizard or a cleric with stats that low, was he?
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*coff hack laff*
Date: 2009-09-30 08:46 am (UTC)Ah fighter, the dump class of AD&D.
Rogue all the way!
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Date: 2009-09-30 09:27 am (UTC)As it is he kills things and takes their money - you know, Railtrack, The DLR, The armed forces...
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Date: 2009-09-30 10:11 am (UTC)Oh, hang on, that's just his policies.
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Date: 2009-09-30 10:20 am (UTC)Rage gets his str up to 12, and it explains his fiscal illiteracy.
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Date: 2009-09-30 04:22 pm (UTC)However, which member of the cabinet is the GM's girlfreind playing?
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Date: 2009-09-30 09:39 am (UTC)Fighter, Level 3.
Initiative: None.
Speed: 20 (waddling).
Reach: Further than his grasp.
AC: 25, due to excessively thick skin.
Attacks: Great clunking fist +0 (never known to have scored a hit)
Feats: Specialisation (Fax Machine) (Thrown)
Immunities: Criticism
Weaknesses: "Noisy and messy" (Those fax machines make a hell of a bang, and there's lots of tidying up to do afterwards)
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Date: 2010-09-03 02:24 pm (UTC)That'll teach me for trying to catch up on blogs at work ;)
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