Mr. Wade goes to America.

[davywavy]

So I'm off tomorrow on my semi-annual pilgrimage to the altar of consumer choice, cheap merchandise, & poor customer service. One of these days I'll decide if I like or loathe the Us, and then I'll stop going there.
Having a wench will severly scupper my opportunities of making the most of the "British accent effect" on American women, as puddingcat's conditions on me spreading my lurve are a bit too harsh for my tastes.

On the plus side however, by buying Medisys at 10p and selling at 14 I've paid for my spending money for the weekend. Just don't tell Jenny that the stock market has tempted me back into dabbling, as she'll slap my legs and remind me of my losses when the dotcoms crashed.

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[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Just let us know if you get through customs OK

[raggedyman.livejournal.com]

rob, you give Guido the tenner and the extra rough pair of surgical gloves??

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

You just reminded me.
I have to stay back in the queue a bit and pretend I don't know him or they'll search me as well...

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

**** THE PROOF THAT david wade IS EVIL ****


D A V I D W A D E
68 65 86 73 68 87 65 68 69 - as ASCII values
5 2 5 1 5 6 2 5 6 - digits added
\_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_/
7 6 2 7 6 - digits added

Thus, "david wade" is 76276.


Add 21, the symbol of the greater sin - the result is 76297.

Add 7391 to it - this is the year Saddam Hussein twins were born, written backwards - you will get 83688.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1968 - the year Martin Luther King was shot to death. The number is now 90606.

Subtract 1958, the year Nabokov's "Lolita" got published. The result will be 88648.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1288 - the year it was made legal for women to propose to men. The number is now 83400.

This number, when read backwards, gives 00438. This, written in octal, gives 666 - the number of the Beast.

Enough said - QED.


**** THE PROOF THAT cheap american women ARE EVIL ****


C H E A P A M E R I C A N W O M E N
67 72 69 65 80 65 77 69 82 73 67 65 78 87 79 77 69 78 - as ASCII values
4 9 6 2 8 2 5 6 1 1 4 2 6 6 7 5 6 6 - digits added
\_____________/ \_____________/ \_____________/ \_____________/ \_____/
3 3 8 6 3 - digits added

Thus, "cheap american women" is 33863.


Add 1976, the year George Harrison performed the lumberjack song with Monty Python - if you have seen it, you should understand - the result is 35839.

Add 006 to it - this is the symbol of war, written backwards - you will get 35845.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1776 - the year masonry founded Phi Beta Kappa. The number is now 53077.

Subtract 1865, the year Lincoln was shot. The result will be 51212.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1995 - the year O J Simpson was acquitted for double murder. The number is now 23210.

This, when read backwards, gives 01232. This is 666 in octal, the number of the Beast...

Evil, QED.

Come to the ol' US of A?

[applez.livejournal.com]

Whereabouts, if you don't mind my asking? If you're out West, we'll have to seriously discuss this bet - especially since you're in the money now. ;-p

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Puddingcat - ah, so know where I can find some of them CheapAmericanWomen? All the ones I've found are far too expensive or disinterested, oh my! :-)

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Re: Come to the ol' US of A?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I'm in Texas at the International Camarilla conclave, a drinking and promiscuity convention.

Hyatt hotel, dallas Fort Worth airport.

Re: Come to the ol' US of A?

[applez.livejournal.com]

Ah Texas, well enjoy to your best ability in such a place. :-)

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