Dedication, that's what you need.

[davywavy]

David Blaine is reported to be 'inconsolable' today after the Guinness Book confirmed Wayne Rooney has broken his record of 32 days standing in a box doing nothing.

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[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

I hear they're replacing people in the Mars experiment with England players.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

If this is originally yours it just got quoted by Stephen Fry; fast work internet...

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Not a David original, I'm afraid, but funny enough to share.