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I was striding manfully across the countryside the other day, being generally impressed by how the snow lay round about deep and crisp and even. It was one of those lovely chill mornings - a frost had created a crust of ice over the snow meaning that every step I took made a satisfying scrunch scrunch scrunch noise, and a cold wintery sun shone through a mist which hung over the world.

It was a fesh snowfield, and there are few more satisfying things in life than being the first person to walk across fresh snow generally marking your territory with your footprints. Of course, I might have been the first person to walk across it, but by no means the first thing as the snow was dotted with the footprints of bunny rabbits who'd obviously come out for a bit of a scamper and maybe to play snowballs or build a snow-carrot - whatever it is rabbits do - and as I walked I found myself humming Run, rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run. Here comes the famrer with his gun, gun, gun. And as I got to the line Bang, bang, bang, bang goes the farmer's gun I stopped and started wondering instead just precisely what sort of gun the farmer was supposed to be using. Take your normal farmer, like Tony Martin. His weapon of choice is the double-barrelled shotgun, which would only go bang bang. It could be that the farmer in the song is using two shotguns, one in each hand, but the lyrics are very clear on the singular 'gun'. The staccato repetition of bang bang bang bang indicates the reload time is short, so a bolt-action hunting rifle is also unlikely, so the only candidates left are either some sort of handgun, or an automatic weapon of some kind.

When you stop and think about song lyrics it's surprising how often they turn out to be quite worrying, because Farmer Brown in the song is plainly a complete maniac. Hunting rabbits with a Desert Eagle or a Tommy Gun? People like that should be locked up.

Date: 2010-12-07 09:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
A single barrelled semi-auto shotgun could chamber 4 rounds, but then the farmer might want to make sure and use something like the DAO-12 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armsel_Striker) instead...

Date: 2010-12-07 09:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
You're right! Striker combat shotgun. That'll show those frigging bunnies and no mistake.

Date: 2010-12-07 09:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
Plus some claymores at strategic exit points around the field to make sure they don't escape...

Date: 2010-12-07 10:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
Also reminds me about this fantastic video of shotgun trick shooting

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5uHt4AwYb4

Date: 2010-12-07 10:22 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
http://www.gunshowdirectory.com/more.asp?gid=20473&gun=shotgun

You can't license high cap duck guns in Britain. Shame, as they're damned handy.

Date: 2010-12-07 10:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davegullen.livejournal.com
He could be using one of these very naughty Beretta shotguns:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6750458630308006678#

Date: 2010-12-07 10:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rssefuirosu.livejournal.com
Haha, ace. My cousin has one of that model's predecessors, with a drilled barrel and everythin'. I'm not a gun person, but that is quite sexy.

Date: 2010-12-07 10:18 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I can't quite put my finger on the reason why, but this thread is starting to remind me of that section in your RP game entitled "Guns: Oooh I said it again."

H

Date: 2010-12-07 10:40 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Well, if one of these (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USAS-12) is good enough for John Mullins in Soldier of Fortune 2 then it's good enough for Farmer Brown on his murderous bunny rampage.

Date: 2010-12-07 11:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sherbetsaucers.livejournal.com
Dave dave dave, isn't it obvious? he's using a simple, old fashioned double shotgun, as most farmers would. But he's no doubt in an area with an echo, creating the sound of Bang, bang. Bang bang.

The sound of a gun being fired often echos, as I'm sure you know. In fact that also gives time to the second shot as too.

Simple.

Date: 2010-12-07 03:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
It's people like you who take all the magic out of Christmas.

Which means you take the magic out of every day.

Date: 2010-12-07 03:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sherbetsaucers.livejournal.com
Becasue falling Farmer Brown a "...complete maniac" enshirines the magic and joy of the song?

Date: 2010-12-07 03:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
He's rabbit hunting with a Smith & Wesson .45! What else should I call him?

Date: 2010-12-07 04:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sherbetsaucers.livejournal.com
'That farmer who lives in an area with an echo'?

Date: 2010-12-07 12:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-maenad.livejournal.com
Perhaps the even numbered bangs are echoes?

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