davywavy | Referendum day drinking game

Take a drink every time...

1) Every time someone who has just spent six weeks telling you how to vote says "I don't mind how you vote so long as you do"...
2) ...and then follows it up by telling you how to vote anyway.
3) Every time someone insults the intelligence of people who don't vote the 'right' way.
4) Every time someone uses the word 'fair' to describe their preferred system.
5) Every time a Yes campaigner points out the BNP are campaigning for a No vote.
6) Every time a No campaigner points out UKIP are campaigning for a yes vote.
7) Every time someone asks 'Can the coalition survive?'
8) Every time a LibDem moves to 'distance' themself from Nick Clegg.
9) Every time Chris Huhne says something which indicates he really hasn't a clue what he's about.
10) Every time someone sends you a link to that bloody 'cats for AV' video.
11) Every time someone asks how you voted.

God, today is just going to fly by.