[News] Horror as man on telly says he "Dreams of another recession".

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A BBC news report went viral last night as a man being interviewed said he went to sleep every night and "dreamed of another recession." Ed Balls, Shadow Chancellor went on to comment; "Let's face it, it's the only hope I've got of ever getting anywhere near power again."

In other news, Ed Balls is this morning reported to have offered Alessio Rastani a job.