Angela Merkel arrives at Athens airport...

[davywavy]

"Good morning", says the immigration officer. "Name?"
"Angela Merkel".
"Occupation?"
"No, just visiting."

Comments

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

But if Greece leaves the Euro, Germany will have to start exporting inflation to countries which they can't bully into swallowing it. So obviously that's unacceptable.