Hang on, isn't there an election on the way? This calls for...

[davywavy]

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOBORIS

Comments

[zenicurean.livejournal.com]

I propose that all of London's political decisions should henceforth be resolved by having him and Ken Livingstone fight in the Thunderdome. Two men enter, one man leaves!

(I mean, this is about who runs Bartertown, right?)

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I believe the modern name is leveragedrehypotecatedeurozonedebttown, but the principle is the same.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

However, I agree that seeing him and Ken fight it out in Thunderdome would be worthwhile, and the Pay-per-view fees would go some way to paying down the deficit.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

It strikes me that "two men enter, one man leaves" is a very neat summary of why I broke up with one of my exes.

[commlal.livejournal.com]

I read in the ES tonight that they nearly had a barny in the lift. I reckon Ken has a glass jaw and would go down like a sack of spuds.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Yah, "Bomber" Boris, undefeated Bullingdon welterweight champ would have cleaned his clock.

[(Anonymous)]

I dunno, I reckon Ken would be one of those little terrier-like men who fight really dirty, using their teeth and things

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[zenicurean.livejournal.com]

I object to Ken Livingstone using his things as a deadly weapon on national television!

[colliedlight.livejournal.com]

I missed you hypno Boris