The stuff I find myself thinking about at long and boring trade shows.

[davywavy]

If you had a scorpion on the back of one hand, and you tried to swat it off with the other hand, which hand would the scorpion sting? Would it go for the obvious attacker, or is it smart enough to know that the two hands are part of the same entity and so form one target?

Comments

[hairyears.livejournal.com]

Delegate the task to an underling.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Good point; dispose of this scorpion for me, would you?