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Some more highlights of upcoming programmes from the BBC

Fromage to Catalonia: Join celebrity chef Jamie Oliver as he tours artisan cheese-makers in Northern Spain in the latest of our increasingly desperate attempts to find a schtick for a cookery programme.

Robocopperfield: A steampunk-themed adaptation of one of Charles Dickens' most famous works, young David Copperfield is shot in the head by Edward Murdstone for falling behind in his studies, and is rebuilt to seek justice. Watch for the scene where Barkis asks Peggotty is she can fly before throwing her off the back of his cart.

Uknightmare: Popular adventure quiz show where senior members of Britain's largest union wear special blinkers which blind them to the real world and then wander round in a fantasy land of free gold and magic money which appears from nowhere. Tonight, Len announces "Spellcasting V-O-T-E-R-I-G-G-I-N-G". Last in series.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I guess celebrity big brother, prison special, is a bit out of order.

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry, can't concentrate on putative crud on an unwatched TV; too distraught at the European Court's provision of another million votes to UKIP.

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[(Anonymous)]

You could look beyond your knee jerk reaction?

[(Anonymous)]

Unless you're teh ghey.