Meanwhile, in an isolated corner of Wimbledon Common

[davywavy]

Tobermory stiffened for a moment beneath his ghillie suit before willing his muscles to relax. With a single slow, fluid, practiced move he flicked the safety off his Barratt .50 calibre rifle and chambered a huge steel-jacketed round - capable of firing clean through an engine block.
He controlled his breathing. Slowly in and out, waiting, watching through the scope down through the trees and undergrowth. Perfectly still now but for a whitening of his knuckles on the grip and a rhythmic twitch of his left eyelid.
"Go ahead", he muttered to himself. "Drop the can. Do it. Drop the can. Drop. The. Can."

Comments

[sesquipedality.livejournal.com]

This is silly. Why would anyone use an anti-tank round against a person? Surely he should be using hollow point?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

They were sitting in their car, about to drop it out of the window, obvs.

[sesquipedality.livejournal.com]

Fair enough. I withdraw my objection.

Hold on a minute. There isn't any vehicle access to the common, is there?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Two crimes in one!

[(Anonymous)]

So, a Wombles / Punisher team up?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

The thought of Wellington in a skull shirt delights me.

And Madame Cholet is clearly Black Widow.

[(Anonymous)]

Tomsk as The Hulk, and maybe Wellington as Microchip...

Or maybe not.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I like the idea of Wellington building him a vehicle. Possible a new kind of jet?

[(Anonymous)]

Stop stealing my jokes

H

[zenicurean.livejournal.com]

As my entire conception of British culture and society is based on a vigorous re-watching of a single episode of the Benny Hill Show, I have no idea what this is about, but it contributes nicely to my view that everything is better with .50 calibre rifles.

[(Anonymous)]

Verschmutzen macht frei

[zenicurean.livejournal.com]

Today I learned what wombles are. I also learned that they need accountants.