It's the other commuters I feel sorry for.

[davywavy]

Lord alone knows what I ate last night, but it's proceeded to do something terrible to my digestion.
Stuck outside Victoria underground station for about half an hour on the way to work this morning due to the tube going skew-wiff yet again, the background noise of commuters was something like: *grumblegrumblegrumblegrumblePARPgrumblegrumblePARPgrumblePARPgrumblegrumblegrumblePARP*.

If you were there, you have my sincere apologies.

Comments

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you've been infected with a serious case of drum and base.

The solution is to listen to Bon Jovi whilst headbanging in the Fender recommended air-guitar position.

[(Anonymous)]

Ha, that's one in the eye for all those public transport commuters who claim that we cyclists are inhaling polluted air

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[gnommi.livejournal.com]

Good luck, dude.. That's how my Tuesday started, and I was in full-blown norogeddon by 3pm :/ second time in six weeks, there ought to be a law