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With the news that The Musketeers, a big-budget live-action take on popular 80's cartoon Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds, has been picked up for a second series, the BBC has announced it will continue to mine children's teatime cartoons by producing a series based on Round the World with Willy Fogg.
According to a Television Centre spokesman the series, to be titled simply Fogg, will be a "Gritty and modern, 21st-century take on the original, but which will stay true to the source material.
"The BBC hopes to bring the high level of historical accuracy which has characterised The Musketeers to this new production", he added.
"The original Willy Fogg was a dapper Victorian gentleman anthropomorphic lion who bet he could travel round the world in eighty days and, with a group of diverse companions including an Indian cat and some kind of talking Spanish rodent, had a succession of mishaps and scrapes as they tried to succeed. In our new production, Fogg will be a two-fisted steampunk adventurer who flies around in his own airship and who makes a bet that he can have an adventure in every one of eighty different countries. On the journey he meets Rani, who in the original was a Princess saved by Fogg from death, but in our update is a mysterious runaway with a dark past, impressive kung-fu ass-kicking abilities and an agenda of her own.
"This will give our series plenty of location opportunities and hopefully fat international sales".
Questioned on what would happen if the series lasted long enough for Fogg to have an adventure in every one of the eighty countries and win his bet, the speaker just shrugged and said "I guess he'll go double or quits, or something."

When asked if the series would take any inspiration from Jules Verne's original novel, the BBC spokesman looked confused and said "There's a book?"
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Date: 2014-03-25 11:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
It was intended as satire, but as I wrote it I realised that it would play really well and probably be quite popular.

Date: 2014-03-25 11:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleosilver.livejournal.com
That could actually be a fun series.

Date: 2014-03-25 11:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Yeah, I realised as i was writing that a lot of people I know would watch the heck out of it.

Date: 2014-03-25 03:24 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Dude, it's just firefly. All he needs is a pugnacious Irishman and steampunk willy...

For which I apologise.

Date: 2014-03-25 03:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
I was going to include his faithful clockwork robot manservant Passepar-2 in the writeup, but I thought it beneath me.
Edited Date: 2014-03-25 03:26 pm (UTC)

Date: 2014-03-25 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Who has spanners for hands and wants to be real?

Date: 2014-03-25 03:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Oooh, good one. That's dead original.

Date: 2014-03-25 03:37 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
What other genre's corpses can we loot?

Date: 2014-03-25 03:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Vampires. The people trying to stop him are vampires.

Date: 2014-03-25 03:45 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I like it! And there's a mysterious cabal of psychic dolphins who can turn into cats with an undeclared agenda who wear white robes and worhip a big sparkly tree? And can do magic?

Date: 2014-03-25 03:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
That's genius.

I'm thinking Fogg should have a psychic wolf companion, possibly with violet eyes.

Date: 2014-03-25 03:49 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Who talks like Sean Connery?

I see Baftas.

Date: 2014-03-25 04:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
I'd be happy with a cheque.

Date: 2014-03-25 04:36 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
When did the BBC ever pay for stuff they plagiarised from you?

Date: 2014-03-25 02:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zenicurean.livejournal.com
This wouldn't be even half as ridiculous as Sleepy Hollow already is, and Sleepy Hollow is apparently a massive hit.

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