It's that meme thing.
Jan. 30th, 2003 10:11 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
davywavyThe current popular meme amongst my friends seems to involve writing a list of opinions about the people on their friends lists – but not identifying the people those comments are about, meaning that if you think you’re on the list you have to work through all the comments and try and work out which one applies to you.
Isn’t that great?
Who could resist getting involved in a meme which appears specifically designed to spread uncertainty, paranoia, unhappiness, and suspicion amongst ones friends?
Certainly not me!
1) I don’t actually like you. You’re on my friends list because your mother pays me to keep me there.
2) If you use your Hamster like that again, I’m calling the police.
3) That thing you do is not legal on public transport, and you know it.
4) You’ll be glad to know my sores are responding well to the treatment, and I hope yours are too.
5) Allow me to introduce you to my friends Mr. Toothpaste and Mr. Soap. I don’t believe you’ve met.
6) Ever since that night with you under the stars at Skegness I’ve never looked at Kitkat bars in the same way.
7) Corduroy trousers should not be worn with turn-ups. Buy shorter trousers, if you can find any.
8) Lose some weight. I’m not kidding.
9) If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times – don’t put anything up there without a good idea of how you’re going to get it out again.
10) Has anyone ever explained to you the benefit of wearing natural fabrics in hot weather?
11) The next time you take a lemon into the shower you can call your own damn ambulance.
12) Just because you can use your photo-messaging whilst you’re in the bathroom, it doesn’t mean that you should.
13) I believe you when you say you were just doing research, and for your sake I hope the judge does too.
14) If that thing is still sticking out of your nostril the next time I see you, I’m probably going to be sick. It’s been there months.
15) Trust me: charcoal tablets are your friend in social situations.
16) You remember when you asked me if I hated you? Well, I lied.
17) There’s a reason why you always get a seat to yourself on the bus, you know, and it isn't a good thing.
18) For Gods sake, wear something less revealing. Like a tent.
19) The fact that your hobby is legal in Holland and thirteen US states does not make it something that I want to know about.
20) That trick you do with your ankles is starting to freak me out. Stop it.
21) If you insist on singing that song when walking past a policeman, don’t be surprised when you end up in the cells with a ruptured kidney.
22) How much is too much? Well, the way you walk suggests that you could tell us.
23) The only way you're going to 'fit in' is in a straightjacket.
24) The song "The twelve days of Christmas" is not a 'suggested guide to a fulfilling love-life', and please stop trying to get me to procure you those geese.
25) There's really no reason for you to be unemployed. Someone with body hair like yours could make a good living in a circus.
Isn’t that great?
Who could resist getting involved in a meme which appears specifically designed to spread uncertainty, paranoia, unhappiness, and suspicion amongst ones friends?
Certainly not me!
1) I don’t actually like you. You’re on my friends list because your mother pays me to keep me there.
2) If you use your Hamster like that again, I’m calling the police.
3) That thing you do is not legal on public transport, and you know it.
4) You’ll be glad to know my sores are responding well to the treatment, and I hope yours are too.
5) Allow me to introduce you to my friends Mr. Toothpaste and Mr. Soap. I don’t believe you’ve met.
6) Ever since that night with you under the stars at Skegness I’ve never looked at Kitkat bars in the same way.
7) Corduroy trousers should not be worn with turn-ups. Buy shorter trousers, if you can find any.
8) Lose some weight. I’m not kidding.
9) If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times – don’t put anything up there without a good idea of how you’re going to get it out again.
10) Has anyone ever explained to you the benefit of wearing natural fabrics in hot weather?
11) The next time you take a lemon into the shower you can call your own damn ambulance.
12) Just because you can use your photo-messaging whilst you’re in the bathroom, it doesn’t mean that you should.
13) I believe you when you say you were just doing research, and for your sake I hope the judge does too.
14) If that thing is still sticking out of your nostril the next time I see you, I’m probably going to be sick. It’s been there months.
15) Trust me: charcoal tablets are your friend in social situations.
16) You remember when you asked me if I hated you? Well, I lied.
17) There’s a reason why you always get a seat to yourself on the bus, you know, and it isn't a good thing.
18) For Gods sake, wear something less revealing. Like a tent.
19) The fact that your hobby is legal in Holland and thirteen US states does not make it something that I want to know about.
20) That trick you do with your ankles is starting to freak me out. Stop it.
21) If you insist on singing that song when walking past a policeman, don’t be surprised when you end up in the cells with a ruptured kidney.
22) How much is too much? Well, the way you walk suggests that you could tell us.
23) The only way you're going to 'fit in' is in a straightjacket.
24) The song "The twelve days of Christmas" is not a 'suggested guide to a fulfilling love-life', and please stop trying to get me to procure you those geese.
25) There's really no reason for you to be unemployed. Someone with body hair like yours could make a good living in a circus.
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Date: 2003-01-30 02:38 pm (UTC)4 - I was wearing a mask! how did you know it was me???
8 - hey lardo! watch what you're saying!
9 - but I gave the nurses a laugh!
11 - I was eating it and fel over!!!!
13 - shush! That's OUR secret!
16 - so you DO love me then!
18 - they don't make tents in neon colours!
19 - then stop sneaking into my bathroom to watch!
20 - I thought it kept your ears warm?
24 - aww.. pleease???
*grins*