A depressing thought.
Mar. 4th, 2003 01:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
davywavyThere's a saying that 'you can judge a man by the quality of his enemies'.
Looking about at the quality of the people whom I know don't like me much, I realise just how depressing that is.
Would one or two people who fit the following criteria please choose to be my enemy?
1) You must be able to spell and conjugate correctly at least 50% of the time.
2) Ideally, your IQ should be above room temperature.
3) You should be brave enough to sign your name when posting abusive email.
4) You should possess the ability to dispute with me and to argue in a thoughtful, coherent manner.
Sadly, none of the people of whose dislike I'm aware match any - never mind all - of these criteria, so I'm worried that my quality may be slipping. Thank you for your time.
Looking about at the quality of the people whom I know don't like me much, I realise just how depressing that is.
Would one or two people who fit the following criteria please choose to be my enemy?
1) You must be able to spell and conjugate correctly at least 50% of the time.
2) Ideally, your IQ should be above room temperature.
3) You should be brave enough to sign your name when posting abusive email.
4) You should possess the ability to dispute with me and to argue in a thoughtful, coherent manner.
Sadly, none of the people of whose dislike I'm aware match any - never mind all - of these criteria, so I'm worried that my quality may be slipping. Thank you for your time.
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Date: 2003-03-04 06:00 am (UTC)May I point out once again that you are a role-player and thus doomed to forever be smelly and not know women, either literally or biblically?
All of you fools on his friends list should be aware that his computer has space-herpes and may give it to yours (that will stop you supporting him with your whymsical banter).
My work here has just begun.
B.P., your slightly anonymous nemesis.
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Date: 2003-03-04 06:05 am (UTC)That's more like it, an international multi-billion pound company taking a dislike to me.
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Date: 2003-03-04 06:29 am (UTC)I was being slightly anonymous, not a billion pound megacorp.
I'm out of it for five minutes and everyone starts getting delusions of grandeur.
Ben Pascoe
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Date: 2003-03-04 06:32 am (UTC)I was playing along!
Some anonymous Nemesis you are!
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Date: 2003-03-04 06:47 am (UTC)Thus I was operating according to the job above whilst continuing to point out your overwhelming pride and arrogance.
Have I mentioned recently that you have the grooming habits of a fifteen year old hamster?
I'm off to pass around pictures of you with the word "Nonce" stamped across them.
BP