Davids invent-a-porn competition

[davywavy]

It was once said that there is nothing in this world that is so unusual or unpleasant that there isn't someone who finds a sexual thrill from it. As the internet contains pretty much everything ever invented by humanity, just googling random phrases to see what comes up is often an interesting way to spend a few idle minutes.
It always comes as a surprise to find that something which one assumes must exist in some way doesn't show up on internet searches, because that indicates that i've actually invented a whole new concept that didn't previously exist. It's gratifying too, for that matter. With this in mind, I challenge you lot to my latest competition*: to invent a form of porn that does not as yet exist.

My own searches have failed to show up results for either "Chav Porn"** or "Jehovah witness porn", or any recognisable variant thereof.
What I'm challenging you to do is come up with other sorts of porn that can't be found in any recognisable form in a quick google search. I shall be judging entries from my own objective viewpoint, but I shall be guided by the following considerations:
1) Likelihood. As in "That doesn't already exist? Good heavens!" High marks shall be awarded for porn ideas that should exist but don't.
2) Brevity: "Chav porn" is a good example of a quick and simple idea. "Gay Nazi Robot Octopus Porn" is a bad example, as it is plainly desperate and reaching.

the best ideas and entries may well get some sort of goodies out of it when I announce winners.

Get porning.


<sup>* The winner of my last competition was lanfykins. Jon Argles appeared to know the right answer, but never sent it to me, and several people seemed to know the derivation of the quiz but didn't post the correct answer either. As the first person to actually post the correct answer, Lanfykins may claim an alcoholic beverage of her choice from me when next we meet (within reason).

**Note for Americans: "Chav" is a currently popular british term for what Americans call White Trash. You can learn more about Chavs here</sup>

Comments

[reddragdiva]

"Chav porn" is pretty much the default. Think of the well-presented white trash frequenting much porn of the paper variety.

As for possible new pr0n, my brane was exploded when I first heard of Bush/Gore slash.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

It is kinda a default; however, I was looking for it as a specialist interest.

[reddragdiva]

Naked women in Burberry baseball caps, with their names misspelt in Old English lettering just above their arses? Phwoooar!

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I've gone all quivery.

[reddragdiva]

No you haven't. You're thinking about well-bred young women with charm, witty conversation and an intelligent gleam in their eyes. And fabulous breasts.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

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