We should have seen this Michael Jackson trouble coming...

[davywavy]

Anyone who played his video game in the late 1980's should have had a chilling presentment...

On that note I'm sure that based on some of the womenfolk on my friends list, posting this link could well lead to some badly traumatised lonely teenagers in the future.

Comments

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

that imaginary girlfriend seems cheap - only 20-odd quid for a couple of months? bargain!

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

It's a bargain!

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Personally, I'm just thinking of some of the people who could sign up to *be* imaginery girlfriends.
I can't stop giggling about it, if truth be told. Those poor lonely boys out there.

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

actually, i could do with some extra cash... ;)

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Oh, and they're all going to reply to *your* picture.

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

mine? or the one i put up...

*giggles*
I love ponies and long walks on the beach...

"Theres something about 'Rik-ina'"

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Would you send underwear?

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

Sure, why not.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Shudder.

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

you want some, lover?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Your grey, beer-stained Y-fronts? I think not.

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

actually, i wear boxer shorts...

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I note you don't say they aren't beer stained.

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

That was my thought - and cos you're paying surely they have to be nice to you?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I wonder if you could pay them to be nasty to you? Or freakish?

"You snivelling worm! Why did I ever hook up with you? If it weren't for those photos I'd never have let you do that thing with the hosepipe."

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

I sense a whole spinoff series of services...

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

"Imaginary Stalker"
"Imaginary Dominatrix"
"Imaginary Scullery-maid" (She sends you emails to say she's done the washing-up)
"Imaginary Bag Lady" (Sends cider-scented letters asking for money. If you don't send any she sends her underwear.)
"Imaginary one-night-stand"

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Quick, start a rival service...

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

More money for old rope:
http://www.calastrology.com/spells.html

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Cheaper than a real one, that's for damn sure.

Seems like you get a better quality of service from the imaginery one, too.

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, they're providing a service after all...

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I want a service-oriented girlfriend!

[twicedead.livejournal.com]

It should really be target-oriented, like the NHS

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Perhaps we could work to reduce the waiting list.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Well I imagine that they'll have checkboxes so you can choose what sort of personality defects quirks your imaginary girlfriend has and her favourite shopping subject is.