David's Agony Uncle Page.

[davywavy]

Having had some troubles of my own recently, I realise that a great way to feel better is to mock the afflicted help those less fortunate than myself. So it is that I offer up, free and gratis, my training as a psychologist plus years of inflicting observing the worst that life can offer to you lot as an Agony Uncle.

I'll understand if you want to post your little problems anonymously, and I'll give help and advice in that inimicable, caring manner for which I am famed.

So tell me your woes, little ones, and I shall laugh do my best to offer constructive advice.

Comments

[sesquipedality.livejournal.com]

Dear Aunty David,

I am a sad inadequate wanker who is only happy while indulging in escapist fantasy that bears little to no relation to doing something constructive with my life. In addition I feel a constant need for validation from people totally contrary to my misanthropic outlook on humanity in general, which is transparently self-defeating. I am quickly approaching middle age having accomplished nothing of any great significance, and can no longer even say that I am at least a productive member of society.

Can you recommend a good way to put me out of everyone else's misery?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Dear Christi.

I suggest you strive to gain an accurate picture of yourself within what we psychologists call 'the grand scheme of things'. Feelings of inadequacy stem from believing there is something to be adequate against, but in 'the grand scheme of things' we are all insignificant dots of background radiation and the universe will not even notice our passing or the things we do. As such, not doing anything is just as valid as doing something. Trust me, you'll feel better.