David's Agony Uncle Page.

[davywavy]

Having had some troubles of my own recently, I realise that a great way to feel better is to mock the afflicted help those less fortunate than myself. So it is that I offer up, free and gratis, my training as a psychologist plus years of inflicting observing the worst that life can offer to you lot as an Agony Uncle.

I'll understand if you want to post your little problems anonymously, and I'll give help and advice in that inimicable, caring manner for which I am famed.

So tell me your woes, little ones, and I shall laugh do my best to offer constructive advice.

Comments

[ex-boog351.livejournal.com]

Dear Uncle David

I want a new job, but it would mean either staying in Manchester and taking a paycut or moving back to London. Should I go on the dole and run up huge credit card bills for a couple of years first?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Of course you should. Have you considered taking up masturbating as a competitive sport as well?

That plus hefty debt will ensure you fit right in amongst southerners.

[ex-boog351.livejournal.com]

Masturbation as a competitive sport? Does it involve a biscuit?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

In some variants. Masturbation X-treme! involves a toilet roll tube lined with sandpaper.

[ex-boog351.livejournal.com]

Needless to say, my legs are now firmly crossed

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

But it has an X in it! That makes it kewl, right?

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

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