David's Agony Uncle Page.

[davywavy]

Having had some troubles of my own recently, I realise that a great way to feel better is to mock the afflicted help those less fortunate than myself. So it is that I offer up, free and gratis, my training as a psychologist plus years of inflicting observing the worst that life can offer to you lot as an Agony Uncle.

I'll understand if you want to post your little problems anonymously, and I'll give help and advice in that inimicable, caring manner for which I am famed.

So tell me your woes, little ones, and I shall laugh do my best to offer constructive advice.

Comments

Re: Dear Aunty Dave

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

As any fool knows, by simply adopting an Irish accent you can get hefty supplies of free weaponry from any major warmonger in the middle east.
Simply travel to Tripoli and speak the phrase: "Faith and begorrah, sure an' the English are imperialist bastards", and hey presto! You'll be winging your way home with all kinds of artillery.

Sadly, evidence siggests that the Yorkshire race is not comprised of wimps, as demonstrated by one of them conquering your entire country for a laugh.

Re: Dear Aunty Dave

[ukmonty.livejournal.com]

Which Yorkshireman was that?

Although it should be noted that yorkshiremen can hold a grudge for 500+ years - "The War of teh Roses, we woz rob" (pats wippet, rings out cloth cap, etc etc)