National Kissing day

[davywavy]

Apparently it was national Kissing Day the other day, and I missed it! Then again I'm not surprised that people would want to keep a fact like that from me, rightly fearing for the consequences if I found out.

But, just on the off-chance: anyone fancy a snog?

Comments

Re: hey, la, my boyfriends back

[arralethe.livejournal.com]

Actually, I'm so bored at the moment, I've taken up stalking your stalkers too.

Re: hey, la, my boyfriends back

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Really?

Fly my Vicky Minions!

Re: hey, la, my boyfriends back

[arralethe.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, I never believed until this moment that men really did try to herd cats.

Re: hey, la, my boyfriends back

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Only after spaying them for the good of humanity.

Re: hey, la, my boyfriends back

[arralethe.livejournal.com]

*Slight hum as the cloning vats come online*

Re: hey, la, my boyfriends back

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

That's okay, we've increased the alcohol content of the anmiotic fluids. After ushering monty from the building, obviously. I don't suppose you'd like to share a vat with Monty wearing nothing but speedos and goggles.

Re: hey, la, my boyfriends back

[arralethe.livejournal.com]

Depends where he's wearing the goggles, imo.

Re: hey, la, my boyfriends back

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

You could always wear the goggles yourself. Might blur the view somewhat :)

Re: hey, la, my boyfriends back

[arralethe.livejournal.com]

I thought I'd simply drink the high- alcohol-content fluid, or somesuch, to dull the senses :) I reckon I'm quite safe from Mr Monty...

Re: hey, la, my boyfriends back

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Now that just makes it sound as if your minions are covered in Vicks. "Ew, my minion's all Vicky! Wht's it been doing?"

Re: hey, la, my boyfriends back

[arralethe.livejournal.com]

And here we are at this wonderful reason why I generally go by the shortening of my name as "V"....

Either that or David is going to try to take over the world as the Mucus Monster.

Re: hey, la, my boyfriends back

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Well, you can rub yourself on my chest any time.

Re: hey, la, my boyfriends back

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

*going to*?

Perhaps his snoring's got worse since you knew him. Or perhaps the mucus monsters are planning their takeover from within his tummy lungs, kinda like Doctor Evil in the Starbucks whatnot.