Cross my palm with silver, dearie.

We are very honoured today to have a special guest on my LJ - Gypsy Rose David, the world-famous fortune teller. Gypsy Rose David was born in the shadow of Egypt's great pyramid where he absorbed the powers of that ancient earth, he has told the fortunes of the crowned heads of Europe!*
By consulting the stars and spirits, possibly slaughtering a chicken, and sprinkling the results with a soupcon of economy with the actualite, Gypsy Rose David will now tell your fotune! Simply reply to our seer and press your palm against your screen so he can see your lines over the internet, and your destiny shall be revealed! Accuracy Guaranteed!**

^{*Crowned Heads not present at reading.
**We're not saying how much accuracy we're guaranteeing. And if you have any sense you won't ask.}

Don't mess with us Gypsies!

Faced with intolerable threats, Gypsy Rose David has placed a Gypsy Curse upon ukmonty. Suggestions for the form this curse may take are welcomed.

A parting message from Gypsy Rose David.

I forsee sweet dreams for you all.
Goodnight.

Normal Davidism shall be resumed tomorrow.