Todays question:

"When people believe nothing, then they will believe anything."

Discuss.

"Only puffs and toughs come out of Yorkshire...

...and you don't look like no puff to me!"

Double Ninja high school tonight, and boy I'm going to regret it in the morning. However, assuming I make it to Florida next month I'm determined to be able to get my shirt off on the beach without having well-meaning environmentalists pouring buckets of water over me to keep me alive.

I was complimented on how much lard I've lost by someone at the gym, completely unprompted. It was very gratifying and all, but sadly it was a hugely fat man with a shaved head and so therefore failed to satisfy several of my major pulling criteria.