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Oct. 16th, 2006 08:41 amAgnes of Godzilla: Tense psychological drama in which a psychologist must discover whether a nun is actually a giant, fire-breathing reptile intent upon trampling Tokyo. Favourite scene: Jane Fonda snaps her fingers and Meg Tilly eats her.
The A-Team, with George Peppard as John 'Hannibal' Lecter: Every week a mercenary band of Vietnam veterans are hired to hunt down a band of petty crooks, kill them, and eat them.
It's a mad, mad, mad, mad Max: Wacky chase movie as a rag-tag band of wisecracking 60's comics race across a post-apocalyptic wasteland to find a buried treasure before they are graphically violated and killed by the Lord Humungous.
The Hitcher of Dorian Grey: Rutger Hauer plays a psychotic pedestrain growing increasingly frustrated by the impossibility of killing the foppish Edwardian aristocrat who offered him a lift.
Hallo, Terminator!: Musical extravaganza in which literally hundreds of tuxedo-clad singing and dancing robots are sent back in time to kill Barbra Streisand before she records "Wind beneath my wings."
The Color Orange Slow-paced, uplifting film about a three generations of the same family in the American South who are subjected to an orgy of rape and ultra-violence by Danny Glover, Oprah Winfrey and Whoopi Goldberg in a huge codpiece. The scene where Oprah murders Adrienne Corri with a gigantic dildo is a cinematic gem.
The A-Team, with George Peppard as John 'Hannibal' Lecter: Every week a mercenary band of Vietnam veterans are hired to hunt down a band of petty crooks, kill them, and eat them.
It's a mad, mad, mad, mad Max: Wacky chase movie as a rag-tag band of wisecracking 60's comics race across a post-apocalyptic wasteland to find a buried treasure before they are graphically violated and killed by the Lord Humungous.
The Hitcher of Dorian Grey: Rutger Hauer plays a psychotic pedestrain growing increasingly frustrated by the impossibility of killing the foppish Edwardian aristocrat who offered him a lift.
Hallo, Terminator!: Musical extravaganza in which literally hundreds of tuxedo-clad singing and dancing robots are sent back in time to kill Barbra Streisand before she records "Wind beneath my wings."
The Color Orange Slow-paced, uplifting film about a three generations of the same family in the American South who are subjected to an orgy of rape and ultra-violence by Danny Glover, Oprah Winfrey and Whoopi Goldberg in a huge codpiece. The scene where Oprah murders Adrienne Corri with a gigantic dildo is a cinematic gem.
