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Jade Goody put on Suicide Watch
Jan. 22nd, 2007 01:47 pmThe British media are delighted to announce that Jade Goody, who recently hit the headlines with her controversial statements in Celebrity Big Brother, is to star in a new reality media event entitled Suicide Watch.
"Suicide Watch will be a cutting-edge media event which will take reality broadcasting and reporting to a whole new level in 2007", said Independent Editor Simon Kelner. "What we do is take a member of the public, preferably uneducated and unable to cope with the glare of celebrity. We laud them to the skies and then demonise and harry them before turning the cameras on them 24 hours a day, seven days a week to see what happens."
Media watchdogs have been assured that Suicide Watch is not in poor taste, but will instead provide valuable insight and talking points about the life of someone being torn apart through their own gullibility and the rapacity of the press. Sun editor Rebekah Wade is also enthusiastic about the project. "It's a natural progression from Big Brother - we built Jade up in the public eye and it's only fair to destroy her there, too. The sort of offensive language and bullying she used in the Big Brother house was unacceptable, and we intend to teach this fat loathsome stupid little bitch a lesson in tolerance."
Despite Carphone Warehouse pulling sponsorship from Big Brother in the light of Jade Goody, as yet no advertisers have announced they will not be supporting the media outlets involved in Suicide Watch, and coverage of the project is receiving record audience interest.
"Suicide Watch will be a cutting-edge media event which will take reality broadcasting and reporting to a whole new level in 2007", said Independent Editor Simon Kelner. "What we do is take a member of the public, preferably uneducated and unable to cope with the glare of celebrity. We laud them to the skies and then demonise and harry them before turning the cameras on them 24 hours a day, seven days a week to see what happens."
Media watchdogs have been assured that Suicide Watch is not in poor taste, but will instead provide valuable insight and talking points about the life of someone being torn apart through their own gullibility and the rapacity of the press. Sun editor Rebekah Wade is also enthusiastic about the project. "It's a natural progression from Big Brother - we built Jade up in the public eye and it's only fair to destroy her there, too. The sort of offensive language and bullying she used in the Big Brother house was unacceptable, and we intend to teach this fat loathsome stupid little bitch a lesson in tolerance."
Despite Carphone Warehouse pulling sponsorship from Big Brother in the light of Jade Goody, as yet no advertisers have announced they will not be supporting the media outlets involved in Suicide Watch, and coverage of the project is receiving record audience interest.
