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Well, the other day I predicted that Jade Goody would be the star of a programme about her trip to India to 'learn about their culture'.
Well, guess what's in the media news this morning?.
Now, as I see it this means one of two things - either I'm pretty media savvy and I missed my true calling as the new Max Clifford, or that I have well developed psychic powers and I can see the future.
Guess which of those possibilities I prefer?
So, making use of my strong powers of prognostication, I'm offering my services as a forutne teller! Ask me questions, one and all. Want to know whether you'll win the lottery? Or whether to pop the question to that certain someone? I see all!
My answers are guaranteed.*
* In that I guarantee to answer. I make no promises to the accuracy of said answers. Accuracy can go down as well as up. Actual Gypsy heritage of David is neither guaranteed nor inferred by the name 'Gypsy Rose David'. Check with your independent fortune teller advisor before making decisions based upon answers. No correspondence will be entered into. All answers are final and Gypsy Rose David accepts no responsibility for decisions to act (or not) upon said answers. Your statutory rights are not affected. Fancy a bit of lucky white heather or a clothes peg, dearies? Ooh, dear, you need your drive tarmaccing. You're lucky because we're on the way back from a job with a load in the back of the truck and can do it for you for, say, a hundred quid?
Well, guess what's in the media news this morning?.
Now, as I see it this means one of two things - either I'm pretty media savvy and I missed my true calling as the new Max Clifford, or that I have well developed psychic powers and I can see the future.
Guess which of those possibilities I prefer?
So, making use of my strong powers of prognostication, I'm offering my services as a forutne teller! Ask me questions, one and all. Want to know whether you'll win the lottery? Or whether to pop the question to that certain someone? I see all!
My answers are guaranteed.*
* In that I guarantee to answer. I make no promises to the accuracy of said answers. Accuracy can go down as well as up. Actual Gypsy heritage of David is neither guaranteed nor inferred by the name 'Gypsy Rose David'. Check with your independent fortune teller advisor before making decisions based upon answers. No correspondence will be entered into. All answers are final and Gypsy Rose David accepts no responsibility for decisions to act (or not) upon said answers. Your statutory rights are not affected. Fancy a bit of lucky white heather or a clothes peg, dearies? Ooh, dear, you need your drive tarmaccing. You're lucky because we're on the way back from a job with a load in the back of the truck and can do it for you for, say, a hundred quid?
