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[davywavy]

"Executing criminals may make the State into a murderer, but keeping criminals in prison turns the State into a gay brothel-keeper."
Discuss.


[Edit]
With the above in mind, someone mentioned to me today that they felt sorry for the recent failed suicide bombers in London, as it's now only a matter of time before they're caught and sent off to prison where they will spend the rest of their lives being buggered by men like this or this
So much for the 72 virgins, eh, lads?

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Comments

[angusabranson.livejournal.com]

I've always thought brothels should be legalised anyway. Great comments btw. Linked to from my LJ now :p

[reddragdiva]

The 72 virgins are, unfortunately, fat, smelly, Star Trek-loving middle-aged men.

I'd say their best option is to convert to Scientology.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Gosh, it'd be just like sending them to a roleplaying convention then!

[ronin238.livejournal.com]

A bit harsh don't you think?

I'm sure they'd preferred to be called success deferred suicide bombers.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

How true, we mustn't make them feel inferior by calling them failures. If we did, then they might not try again!

[scarletdemon.livejournal.com]

No, no. Haven't you seen that the Yanks want us to call them Homicide Bombers..? Suicide being too, um, positive. So Success Deferred Homicide Bombers, please.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

How about 'Mortality challenged' or 'differently successful'? We wouldn't want them to feel bad about their failure by drawing attention to it through offensive language?

[vulgarcriminal.livejournal.com]

No need to discriminate. As a white American I am somehow at fault for this.

I've just not figured out how yet.

Until we've successfully managed to pin this on 'whitey' how about we call them 'detonator challenged?'

[sherbetsaucers.livejournal.com]

To continue with the tongue in cheek feel, I woudl like to point out you generally have to pay to use a brothel.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

And as we all know, crime doesn't pay.

[sherbetsaucers.livejournal.com]

I dunno, as angusabranson pointed out, it's paying up for the mobile phone companies at the moment.

[vulgarcriminal.livejournal.com]

You're in the .08% of people who actually remember Live 8 aren't you?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Remember what?

[vulgarcriminal.livejournal.com]

Shit. You're right, what was I talking about again?

Something to do with concerts...

[sherbetsaucers.livejournal.com]

Well, you know, I think that it's really important. :)

[vulgarcriminal.livejournal.com]

It must be some gift that these guys are so fucking inept. Misplaced rage towards world + gross incompetence = unable to even ignite the fucking bomb.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

According to the BBC, witnesses saw him wearing a bomb-belt - but eyewitnesses are notoriously unreliable.

[bringeroflight.livejournal.com]

What, like that guy shot for carrying a table leg?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I'm citing witnesses as 'other passengers on the train', not police reports. The other passengers weren't armed so it's not really a valid comparison you're making.