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[davywavy]

"Executing criminals may make the State into a murderer, but keeping criminals in prison turns the State into a gay brothel-keeper."
Discuss.


[Edit]
With the above in mind, someone mentioned to me today that they felt sorry for the recent failed suicide bombers in London, as it's now only a matter of time before they're caught and sent off to prison where they will spend the rest of their lives being buggered by men like this or this
So much for the 72 virgins, eh, lads?

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Comments

[scarletdemon.livejournal.com]

No, no. Haven't you seen that the Yanks want us to call them Homicide Bombers..? Suicide being too, um, positive. So Success Deferred Homicide Bombers, please.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

How about 'Mortality challenged' or 'differently successful'? We wouldn't want them to feel bad about their failure by drawing attention to it through offensive language?

[vulgarcriminal.livejournal.com]

No need to discriminate. As a white American I am somehow at fault for this.

I've just not figured out how yet.

Until we've successfully managed to pin this on 'whitey' how about we call them 'detonator challenged?'