Ninja Mousepad

[davywavy]

Upon opening my new mousepad I find within the packaging a disclaimer from the manufacturers, absolving them of any responsibility for a great many things including (but not limited to) "Injury, sickness and death caused by the use of this product."

Death?
Death??

I'm now intrigued as to how I might go about causing death with a mousemat and so I shall be spending the rest of this morning trying to sharpen the edges and flinging it, Shuriken-fashion, at my colleagues.
If anyone dies, I'm not taking responsibility for that. It was the manufacturers gave me the idea.

Comments

[sesquipedality.livejournal.com]

Propaganda leaflets for the digital age!

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Excellent idea, taking it to a new level - we can print useful messages on the mousepads like "Duck"