Identity Cards

[davywavy]

The Government is seeking to introduce ID cards, which they somewhat nonsensically claim will protect us from International Terrorism. Given that these cards will contain retinal and fingerprint biometric data, can anyone explain to me exactly how that will protect me from blind, handless cleric Abu Hamza?

Comments

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, look at the photo on my ID card."
"Allah has punished you enough! You shall not die by my hand!"

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

LMAO that's the most amusing couplet I have seen all day