Identity Cards

[davywavy]

The Government is seeking to introduce ID cards, which they somewhat nonsensically claim will protect us from International Terrorism. Given that these cards will contain retinal and fingerprint biometric data, can anyone explain to me exactly how that will protect me from blind, handless cleric Abu Hamza?

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Steps to using the id card for protection from terrorists:

[vulgarcriminal.livejournal.com]

1. Learn the fine art of creating prison shanks
2. Apply prison shank techniques to ID card. Practise on company id, library or NI cards before implementing in real life situations. Remember to occasionally melt sides to get a nice smooth edge.
3. Repeatedly stab in the jugular anyone you see on the street that smells of cumin.*
4. Success! One of those people had to be a terrorist. Or have links with Damascus. Or something.


* Remember to advise your friends to carry a small amount of cologne with them at ALL TIMES.