A salutory lesson in the futility of appealing to my better nature.

[davywavy]

Her: Would you like to help [Charity name] for a little as £2 per month?
Me: Ooh! Do I get a badge or a sticker or something if I do?
Her (Winsomely): No, but you do get that feeling inside of having done a good deed?
Me: Argh! It burns! It burns!

Comments

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

Did you sign up?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

They got a donation, but only tigers and rainforests get standing orders out of me.

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

Which charities do you support them through?

At the moment the only thing I've got on direct debit is 'The Woodland Trust' though I am in the National Trust as well...I have to resign up with greenpeace, keep forgetting.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

A variety - I'm slowly but surely buying myself a hundred acre rainforest nature reserve which they'll name after me. Once I've done that, I'll ring it with fences, put tigers in it, and then shove people I don't like in.

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

so you're not giving money to a tiger charity, you ar building a reserve for them?

I think it's a good plan

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Saving the habitat is the way to save the species.
I looked and there aren't any charities to reduce the human population, so I invest in firearms and bioweapons research instead.

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

The first bit looks good, the second bit looks scary...is this you trying to take over the world again?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

No, I just think that the human population is unsustainably high and ecological crash is a matter of when, not if. If HN51 mutates to an airborne virus and kills 3bn people (some epidemiologists are saying it's possible), I can't help but think about the environmental benefits which would ensure.
Looking at population demographics, if the rate of human population expansion continues on it's current curve, there will be 100bn people by 2100. Obviously this isn't possible or sustainable and, as it's human nature not to stop shagging so the birthrate doesn't look like dropping any time soon, we're on the way to something awful. I wonder what it will be?

[(Anonymous)]

So let's get this straight, you're building a Hundred Acre Wood and then you're going to put Tigger in it.

H

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Curses, rumbled.

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

Bah! Someone else beat me to it.

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

Nucleur winter caused by magma chamber under yellowstone park erupting?
That would get rid of everyone that would.

[gwaunquest.livejournal.com]

I have total faith in mother earth. This is a closed system and designed to survive no matter what the various parts that make it up, do. We think we're super smart but whatever we predict will happen there is always something we didn't think of or for which we weren't prepared.Humans are really a very minute part of the system - if a very irritating part - and I'm sure we wouldn't be missed.This biological super computer will decide what has to be done with or without our help.
On a different subject - Dr Who. I actually whooped out loud when the titles started up. A cliffhanger and men-in-suit monsters - bliss.

Filthy

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

I have come to the conclusion that you and Angus are the closet thing that me and Marc have to mutual friends. Therefore I need to ask your opinion on something.
Marc insists that I am dirtier/ filthier than him. Not just equally so but more so.

Is this true?
Is it even possible to be filthier than Marc?

Re: Filthy

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I don't know how filthy you can be. Care to show me?

Re: Filthy

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

I think he means in a filthy mind sort of way...

Re: Filthy

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I'm sure we can work something out. Why not write me some porn? So long as it doesn't include Marc, obviously.

Re: Filthy

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

I'm not meant to be proving that I am filthier than him, I was sort of hoping that someone would insist that there was no way I could be filthier than him...I seem to be failing miserably up to now

Re: Filthy

[ditzy-pole.livejournal.com]

I'm sure if you wrote some really filthy Dave/Marc erotica they would become so traumatised that for fear of having those images brought to them again they would call you angel :o) You can have some of mine - ust change the names.

Re: Filthy

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

ha ha ha ha

I think I may be traumatized too

it may be worth it ;)