A salutory lesson in the futility of appealing to my better nature.

[davywavy]

Her: Would you like to help [Charity name] for a little as £2 per month?
Me: Ooh! Do I get a badge or a sticker or something if I do?
Her (Winsomely): No, but you do get that feeling inside of having done a good deed?
Me: Argh! It burns! It burns!

Comments

Re: Filthy

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

I think he means in a filthy mind sort of way...

Re: Filthy

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I'm sure we can work something out. Why not write me some porn? So long as it doesn't include Marc, obviously.

Re: Filthy

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

I'm not meant to be proving that I am filthier than him, I was sort of hoping that someone would insist that there was no way I could be filthier than him...I seem to be failing miserably up to now

Re: Filthy

[ditzy-pole.livejournal.com]

I'm sure if you wrote some really filthy Dave/Marc erotica they would become so traumatised that for fear of having those images brought to them again they would call you angel :o) You can have some of mine - ust change the names.

Re: Filthy

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

ha ha ha ha

I think I may be traumatized too

it may be worth it ;)