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Sometimes, in moments of hubris, I start thinking I'm getting quite good at this being a Ninja lark. I've been training pretty solidly for four years and I get to thinking that were I, say, to happen across a ne'er-do-well roughing up a nun on the way home I'd be able to give a good accounting of myself before sending them on their way suitably chastened.
I only think this sometimes, obviously. At other times, I watch ninja master perform some outrageous move like dropping into a legsweep and following it up with a tornado kick and a dragon kick in one smooth movement and with no apparent sign of effort.
At those times, what I'm thinking is: "Just who the hell do I think I'm kidding?"

Date: 2006-06-22 09:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twicedead.livejournal.com
Just make sure you never break his record.

Date: 2006-06-22 09:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
There's a precedent for him breaking me if I do.

Does everyone know the dialogue for that film?

Date: 2006-06-22 09:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonnyargles.livejournal.com
Stand in front of him on one leg with your arms above your head.

He'll never guess what you're about to do.

Date: 2006-06-22 10:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twicedead.livejournal.com
Does everyone know the dialogue for that film?

It comes with the Y chromosone.

Date: 2006-06-22 10:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riksowden.livejournal.com
...i don't even know what film you talk of.

Date: 2006-06-22 10:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
What!?!?
You're no man.

Date: 2006-06-22 10:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riksowden.livejournal.com
*hangs head*

Its true.

Whats the film?

Date: 2006-06-22 10:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Bloodsport, starring Jean-Claude van Damme.

Date: 2006-06-22 10:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] christ1974.livejournal.com
Ooooh we like that one he looks well fit in that one!

not as good as the one with twins where he gets naked of course...

Date: 2006-06-22 10:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riksowden.livejournal.com
Ahh right, i have seen that one.

Date: 2006-06-22 11:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gwaunquest.livejournal.com
damm.I thought it was krate kid:p
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