Note to self

[davywavy]

When discussing the pleasures of the flesh with a lady, it is best not to use the phrase "your fleshy pleasures" lest she think you are suggesting she is overweight.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

May I also recommend you avoid reference to 'udders'

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Yes - mentioning that "What we are looking at is New World Udders' when trying to impress an American with your wit and charm never works.