Things not to say at luggage checkin, part 1

[davywavy]

Man behind counter: "Is there anything sharp in your luggage?"
Me: "No, my gun is quite blunt."

Comments

Is it true.....

[baalazamon.livejournal.com]

.....that body cavity searches are actually quite uncomfortable?

Re: Is it true.....

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I couldn't possibly comment.

But do you have a soft cushion I could borrow?

Re: Is it true.....

[baalazamon.livejournal.com]

Aye Lad,

me Farmer Giles are playing up something awful......