Things not to say at luggage checkin, part 1

[davywavy]

Man behind counter: "Is there anything sharp in your luggage?"
Me: "No, my gun is quite blunt."

Comments

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Jenny said you were complaining about not getting comments, so here is one.

Is it true.....

[baalazamon.livejournal.com]

.....that body cavity searches are actually quite uncomfortable?

Re: Is it true.....

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I couldn't possibly comment.

But do you have a soft cushion I could borrow?

Re: Is it true.....

[baalazamon.livejournal.com]

Aye Lad,

me Farmer Giles are playing up something awful......

[borange.livejournal.com]

tee hee

sadly this is the most amusing thing I've heard in days...

[ksirafai.livejournal.com]

Customs guard: "what's in that parcel?"
Me: "A knife."
CG: "oh, okay then."

Oh well... :P

[lilitufire.livejournal.com]

Me on phone to customs guard in Edinburgh Airport: "Hi, I've just come off the plane and have a rapier, a hand and a half sword and a replica firearm. Wanna come and look at them?"

Customs Guard: "Is it a real gun or a replica?"

Me: "Replica"

Custom Guard: "Naaah, it's OK then. On you go"

Customs

[fire-kitten.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine was requested to sign the anti-terrorism act for bringing a bullwhip and a halbird into Heathrow! Cleary we should be expecting more assasination attempts with medieval pole weapons in the future.

Re: Customs

[(Anonymous)]

(zac here)

Well, at least half of the space-borne Sci-Fi involves medieval weaponry ... perhaps our atmosphere is but the first step! :)