Things not to say at luggage checkin, part 1

[davywavy]

Man behind counter: "Is there anything sharp in your luggage?"
Me: "No, my gun is quite blunt."

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[lilitufire.livejournal.com]

Me on phone to customs guard in Edinburgh Airport: "Hi, I've just come off the plane and have a rapier, a hand and a half sword and a replica firearm. Wanna come and look at them?"

Customs Guard: "Is it a real gun or a replica?"

Me: "Replica"

Custom Guard: "Naaah, it's OK then. On you go"