Things not to say at luggage checkin, part 1

[davywavy]

Man behind counter: "Is there anything sharp in your luggage?"
Me: "No, my gun is quite blunt."

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[ksirafai.livejournal.com]

Customs guard: "what's in that parcel?"
Me: "A knife."
CG: "oh, okay then."

Oh well... :P